This is a secret that harkens back to the dawn of …er, my relationship with Chris. But so secret is this maneuver, so insanely cool, that spies and ninjas are fighting each other right now for the opportunity to steal it first.
That secret. That awesome. (P.S. This is totally safe for work. Unless the sheer bodacity of the idea explodes your computer, in which case your eyebrows were a small price to pay.)
The Kiss Up
What you will need:
- 2 love muffins
- 1 floor
- high octane attraction
Lay on the floor, preferably somewhere clean. Have your beloved assume push up position above you. Commence push ups!
This is where the super secret twist comes in. Every time he is on the down portion of the push up, you should be the recipient of a kiss!
In the Love Bungalow, we throw down with as many kiss ups as my age plus one for good luck. Did I mention that I am in charge of counting? [commence evil laughter]
The Next Level
One could lay there passively, the recipient of the affectionate awesome. But one could also throw down a little work out of their own.
Behold the Tandem Kiss Up…
As he pushes up, use a crunch maneuver to meet his lips. While your muffin is working out their biceps, you will be ab-tacular!
You’re welcome.
*Check out The Ultimate Pushup Guide from The Art of Manliness for some more variations on a classic!






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July 22, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Jaka Merriman
….that was so cute I think I need insulin now….
<3
hayden tompkins says:
July 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Birdie
aaaaaaaahahahahah That’s a fantastic idea!
hayden tompkins says:
Isn’t it??
July 22, 2009 at 5:52 pm
janice
Yeah right…and you get past two?!
hayden tompkins says:
July 22, 2009 at 8:41 pm
daffy
hehe I think I’m too old for all that mullarky! ;o)
(Thanks for my hug…. it was needed!)
hayden tompkins says:
Never give up! Never surrender!