I grew up in Florida with no AC (uphill both ways and barefoot!) and I’ve learned a thing or to about coping with insanely hot weather.
Put your clothes in the freezer.
There is nothing better than putting on a t-shirt straight out of the freezer when you are hot! It won’t magically make the weather feel like 72 degrees on a beautiful spring day, but it will revive and refresh you.
Find some tile.
Sometimes, when I absolutely couldn’t take it anymore, I would go to the bathroom and lay down on the tile so I could get some sleep. The tiles were always cool (until my skin warmed them up) and I would rotate “cooling spots” so that I would always have a cool spot to lay on. I would also rotate me so that both my front and my back could enjoy the respite.
Take a cold shower.
Sometimes, all it takes is 10 seconds of a brisk shower to cool you off. And I mean brisk. I used to pretend that I was jumping into the Florida springs (which are always around 70 degrees) so that it didn’t bother me.
…and then sit in front of a fan!
The combination of cool water and fan cannot, absolutely cannot, be overestimated in its cooling awesome. While fans alone help enormously, they are a godsend when used in conjunction with water. That’s the reason that so many theme parks use ultra-fine ‘misters’ and why I love me some Bath & Body Works tangerine body spray mist.
Water
Water is important when cooling off, but not just for drinking! Sometimes we need to get cool on the run. If you can find a sink, however, not all is lost! Using a damp paper towel to wipe your face and neck is ultra-refreshing and if you have easy access to a tub, you can cool your feet off as well.
Rock a muumuu!
There is a reason that muumuus are in abundance in tropical locations. They are roomy and allow for air flow between you and the fabric. (Honestly, it’s the next best thing to being naked and not everyone has the luxury of sitting in front of a fan au natural.) Our bodies naturally cool when sweat evaporates from our skin but that process is hijacked if you are wearing clothing that is close to the skin. Basically, the baggier and more lightweight, the better!
Wear black.
Really, I’m not kidding! First of all, black hides sweat marks and, if you happen to be wearing a synthetic fabric, will dry pretty quickly. So just because you feel funky, you don’t have to look funky.
As long as you are not spending the hottest part of the day doing hard labor outside, you should be fine.
Turn your home into the Bat Cave.
We are psychologically wired to equate bright light with heat. Sitting at home with the lights on in the middle of a summer’s afternoon will make you ‘feel’ hotter, even though those lights have no appreciable difference on the actual temperature.
Enjoy the cooler side of comestibles!
This is indeed the time to break out ice cream and freezy pops…but go slowly or you might give yourself brain freeze!





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June 19, 2009 at 2:38 pm
positivelypresent
Oh man — I hope I never have to come back to this post and get tips on how to deal with life without AC! It sounds like a sweaty mess! But these are actually great tips and if I should ever find myself AC-less I’m definitely going to do these things.
hayden tompkins says:
Have you ever been camping? It’s kind of the same thing.
June 19, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Randi
I grew up in heat and humidity intensive Iowa and never ever even thought of putting my clothes in the freezer! What a genius. This was an awesome list.
hayden tompkins says:
Thank you! Yes, I put complete outfits in the freezer so I could pull them out and get dressed for school in the morning.
June 19, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Lindsey
I soak myself in a cold bath. It works.
Also, wearing black is GREAT advice. I often hear, “wear white, it reflects the heat!” but white + sweat + outdoors = ewwwww. (Although if it’s a man using powertools, he gets an exemption.)
hayden tompkins says:
re: bath idea
GENIUS.
June 19, 2009 at 11:32 pm
mssc54
Heat index here was 105 yesterday. It was down to 98 today. Saturday the actual temp is supposed to be 100 (tieing the 1970 record).
I like the freezer thing. Is it better to put the sweaty T-shirt in there or a clean one?
I fill my water bottles half way then freeze them. In the morning I take them and fill them with cold water from the frig and take it with me.
The work I do is pretty physical and most days even my belt is wet with sweat. Nothing quite as refreshing as turning the AC on MAX and the fan on HI when your soaked through with sweat. Of course having a 25 horse power gas fired engine running for an hour or two behing the metal wall that is behind the front seats tends to get everything inside the van heated… to the extreme!
What color mumu do you think would look best on most men?
hayden tompkins says:
Blue! Definitely blue.
P.S. The water bottle idea is a GREAT IDEA.
June 20, 2009 at 1:36 am
curlywurlygurly
are you trying to tell me that you have NO a/c? i would rather have central air than a KITCHEN. seriously.
we had no a/c in august 2007 after we had a fire that damaged our furnace. the first thing we did after the firemen left (at 8am) was go to the store and buy a window unit. i cannot live without air. seriously.
our house is in the low 60s YEAR round.
xoxo
ps. if you need a window unit, i’ll drive one to your house.
hayden tompkins says:
LOL! No, I have AC now – just not when I was a kid.
June 21, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Tess The Bold LIfe
I’m 55 and I’ve never heard of No. 1 before. What a hoot. Makes me wonder why I didn’t think of that! Also like the mumu idea! First time here and I like what I see!
hayden tompkins says:
Thank you! May you enjoy freezing your clothes.
June 21, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Connie
I am ugly when the AC is on the fritz! I agree with Curly…take the kitchen…the television whatever…leave my AC alone during Summer in the South…I went to the garage to do some laundry, it was so hot I turned around and decided to wait until dark thirty!
hayden tompkins says:
Sometimes I would tell myself that I was in a sauna and that people pay hundreds of dollars for something I got for free. Somehow I suspect that method isn’t going to work for you! You could always implement the no-AC-backup-plan…
My mom or dad would drop us off at the dollar movies with enough money for 3 movies and lunch at the food court.
June 22, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Ivan McK
LOL…great post! I was definitely a kid who grew up with no a/c. In Detroit, it wasn’t such a major issue (except on those days where the humidity would become unbearable). Nowadays, I’m actually a person who cannot tolerate a/c for very long because it messes with my sinuses. Go figure….
…and I must agree, the frozen fabric idea is genius. I knew you were a smart lady! lol
+Ivan McK
p.s. I prefer the pink mumu (j/k
hayden tompkins says:
Fierce!
June 23, 2009 at 3:22 am
pannonica
Do you microwave your underwear in the winter?
hayden tompkins says:
No. That wouldn’t work as well because the fabric would have to be moist and no one really wants to put on soggy underwear, no matter how warm it may be! Besides, winter is the perfect time for fresh towels and blankets from the dryer!
June 24, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Ivan McK
I don’t, but undies fresh from the dryer always feel great against the skin on a cold winter’s day.
+8!3
hayden tompkins says:
And towels! That is a great idea.
June 26, 2009 at 4:39 pm
pannonica
I think I saw it on The Simpsons, which come to think of it is not a particularly hard-hitting, reality-based show.
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June 26, 2009 at 10:36 am
ElderGuru.com
Spend time in the basement, surrounding yourself with concrete walls really helps.
hayden tompkins says:
YES! Though hopefully that basement is clean and not funky.
June 26, 2009 at 11:39 am
Tricia
These are great tips. I especially like the idea to put T-shirts in the freezer. I bet that feels delightfully refreshing.
hayden tompkins says:
You can try it! Unless, of course, you have fish in the freezer. In that event the fridge may be a better option.
June 26, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Carla Rose
Thank you for that advice! MS + heat = misery (symptoms get worse during that time) and I can use all the help I can get. If its really bad, a cooling vest is helpful too.
hayden tompkins says:
They actually have a ‘real’ one? I used to ghetto-fy the frozen peas under my shirt! This is much better.
June 27, 2009 at 4:58 pm
janice
I’m in Scotland. It’s summer. It’s tipping it down with rain today! Reading this post was brilliant – it made me feel like I was on holiday. When I lived in Greece, I wore black and folk thought I was a widow.
hayden tompkins says:
HILARIOUS. I wear black and people think I am goth. (Isn’t black urban and metropolitan? Professional? It was when I lived in Miami and when I visit NYC.) The smaller the town, the more ‘goth’ I am. Being mistaken for a widow might be a refreshing change.
P.S. I totally {heart} your choices of residence!
June 27, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Dr. J
You are preaching to the choir! Florida boy here! I’ve done plenty of days without air conditioning. As you know, the hurricanes can take it even if you want to use it. My home has high ceilings and is under trees, so that helps. Open windows at night, close them during the day. Then there are the springs…sweeeeeet!
hayden tompkins says:
Now that I’ve lived in Miami, I am a little warier about the whole ‘open window’ thing, unless those windows are located on the second floor. But we used to put fans in the windows to draw the cooler night air in! Great suggestion.