I tend to find myself on the ‘alternative’ side of things.Â
I prefer to read Science Fiction and Fantasy, with a little children’s literature and formulaic romance novel thrown in. (David Eddings, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways…)
I love almost all kinds of music and, concurrently, love to dance to all kinds of music. I understand that not everyone even knows about VNV Nation, but there is always someone equally talented out there to talk about a la’ Johnny Lang or Fort Minor. And I admit to totally loving Miley Cyrus’s “See You Again” about as much as Puccini’s “Nessun Dorma”.

I equally love Star Trek: The Next Generation and America’s Next Top Model. While Jean Luc Piccard taught me about leadership, Tyra taught me about ‘neck’.
I also love food. All kinds of food. I don’t discriminate. Really.Â
I am really more ‘all-ternative’ than anything. So why am I telling you all of this? Because, in spite of my rampant inclusivity, sometimes I just don’t feel like it. Something gets to be uber popular…and I just don’t care.  Â

But then I go from ‘not caring’ to ‘kind of annoyed’. I love you Steve Jobs, but your minions can be a little annoying.Â
I then move from ‘kind of annoyed’ to ‘backlash’. If I see one more useless iPhone app or list on how to make one’s iPhone the digital equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife I just might scream. I don’t want to manage 500 things on that little screen!Â
I’ve officially moved from ‘backlash’ to ‘crotchety old man’. In my day they used paper. Paper! I don’t care if paper calendars are now considered to be obsolete; there is something refreshingly solid about writing something down on a virgin slip of paper with an elegantly proportioned .7mm pen in blue. I’m just saying.
One of things that has been bobbing on the waves of internet surfing, is a financial management program for fiscal responsibility called ”Mint”. AKA “the best free way to manage your money”.Â

I’ve basically given up on trying to use one of these online money management programs no matter how ‘best’ or ‘free’ or ‘awesome’ they may be.Â
I tried Wesabe and Rudder, upon the ADD advice of the moment from people in the blogosphere. They were nice enough except I could never get the programs to upload all of my financial information. I had to ghetto the system (manually enter information which is then implemented but not ‘tracked’ in my asset allocation) to even get anything to work. With Wesabe, I had to upload all my Bank of American information manually. [Shudder]Â
I have to be honest. I, and my generation, are not interested in an application if it takes longer than 5 minutes to set up. We just won’t use it.

So today, after deciding that Rudder wasn’t working for me either, I caved and decided to try Mint. Not only is it ridiculously easy on the eyes, it actually managed to upload all of my information. Every account. I was beginning to think the idea of comprehensive online financial management a myth.
Am I on the Mint bandwagon of cheerleaders? Not yet. I need to see how interactive it is over a longer period of time. However, I am kicking myself for not trying it earlier.Â
Sometimes people aren’t lemmings. Sometimes something is popular because it is just a really good idea. I’m not caving on the iPhone thing though. Steve Jobs will just have to pry my money from my cold, dead hands another way.
If you happen to be feeling like joining me in my all-ternative movement, stepping out of the box a little, I invite you to watch this and let a little hip-hop surprise you.





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August 19, 2008 at 5:07 pm
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[...] Hayden Tompkins placed an observative post today on I Don’t Want An iPhoneHere’s a quick excerptIf I see one more useless iPhone app or list on how to make one’s iPhone the digital equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife I just might scream. I don’t want to manage 500 things on that little screen! I’ve officially moved from ‘backlash’ to … [...]
August 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Lindsey
The more I see of you, the more like sisters we seem! I like Sci-Fi, but not the formulaic mass market stuff (although I must admit to loving Harry Potter, but I loved him since the first book, back when I was mocked for liking “that kid’s stuff”, so I feel good about it). I also don’t like the newest bestest gadgets. I take the cheap phone that comes with the plan as long as it has a camera. I feel like most technology, rather than simplifying life, just complicates it. I can manage my budget a lot easier in a notebook than entering number after number in some vortex of doom.
That being said, the Husband really likes Mint.
hayden tompkins says:
LOL, ‘vortex of doom’. Maybe the ‘tunnel of tedium’, the ‘doldrums of detail’? Yes!
August 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Writer Dad
Sorry Hayden. I think you’re awesome, and I totally see where you’re coming from, but I still want an iphone.
hayden tompkins says:
LMAO! Well, at least they are pretty. Uh, I mean manly. …Manly pretty. Shoot!
August 19, 2008 at 5:44 pm
SanityFound
… what’s an iphone?
are you talking about a Jesus phone?
hayden tompkins says:
What on earth is a Jesus phone?
August 19, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Connie
LOL I still use the ole timey …daytimers…I like writing on paper with pen.
By the time I figure out the current gadget of the day…someone comes along with a new one.
hayden tompkins says:
Franklin Covey 365 Day, Month-by-Month Planner, wooha!!
August 19, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Lindsey
@ SF: The iPhone is some sort of super awesome phone that can browse the internet and store music and take pictures and fold your laundry and offer you salvation, so maybe it’s a little like Jesus?
August 19, 2008 at 6:45 pm
froggywoogie
Except for my bank account where I prefer to use a paper and a pencil, I’m joining the club, where do I sign?
hayden tompkins says:
The “I :heart: PersistentIllusion” club? No worries, you are already signedup!
August 19, 2008 at 6:53 pm
SanityFound
Aaaaah oks so that’s why it’s called that… there have been rumours about such a phone existing and a few people have talked about this back to the future thing but alas never seen one in r/l.
Can it iron clothes as well cause then I am so getting one, no more burnt clothes yipeeee
August 19, 2008 at 7:52 pm
cory huff
David Eddings is great. I like Terry Goodkind more, but it seems that not everyone gets his Ayn Rand-isms, so it’s a little cerebral for most people.
Totally fascinating.
hayden tompkins says:
I am a big fan of his “Wizard’s First Rule” series, but I wish someone would have mentioned the whole torture aspect of it. I see how absolutely necessary it was to the story but boy was I completely unprepared for it.
August 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm
mssc54
Well since you brought up romance novels. You can just say that you like soft porn. lol
I have a Blackberry but still use an appointment book. I just don’t have time to figure everything out.
hayden tompkins says:
LOL, I actually tend to skip those pages. Did you see the video at the bottom??
August 20, 2008 at 1:48 am
mssc54
I went back to watch the video…
This falls under the no coincidences catagory.
EXACTLY eighteen months ago at this EXACT TIME there were those two dress army uniforms standing in our foyer. I was watching my “little girl’s” life literally crumble beneath her as they gave their rendition of “Where’de You Go”.
“On behalf of the United States Army, we regret to inform you that your husband Sgt. Buddy James Hughie has been killed in action.
She still to this day hasn’t talked about “it”.
Little Cooper is now nineteen months old and talking pretty good.
I think tonight I will take one of those left over pharmacutical pills that allows my mind to rest.
Buddy was a great guy and we all still miss him terribly.
hayden tompkins says:
Oh, mssc54, I really didn’t mean to make you sad. I just wanted you to know that you and your family aren’t alone. I know it’s important to you to share his story with others. I am deeply sorry for causing you undue pain.
August 20, 2008 at 11:40 am
mssc54
No worries hayden after I (alone) ulltimately determine where my emotions go.
I suppose all of those “firsts” will be a bit difficult… expecially if I expect them to be.
You know that ole saying “Missery loves company”? Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Now this morning I get to take my mother-in-law for a colonoscopy! Won’t that be exciting?
I have such an interesting life.
August 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm
curlywurlygurly
i want a shoe-phone, like the get smart guy. but that’s just me.
August 20, 2008 at 8:08 pm
asrais
<3’s for VNV Nation. And the “alternative” side of things.
hayden tompkins says:
August 20, 2008 at 11:23 pm
dreemwhrld
‘everyone’ (i.e. the main three people that i worked with) in my office stood in line the first day the iphone came out. i love apple just as much as the next crazy person, but i can’t afford it. I really loved telling them that their phone cost more than my computer (not joking). Aside from the fact that the country that i’m in has it’s own network, and no US phones work here, so if I had bought one it’d be sitting on my desk as a very expensive paper replacement.
hayden tompkins says:
Well, at least it is a little cheaper than they first one they released. But still a tad expensive for a paperweight!
August 22, 2008 at 2:01 am
thedailydish
I have a cheap ass replacement phone w/ a battery so crappy it doesn’t last 5 hrs off the charger. GIVE ME AN IPHONE and I would use it. But I’d never buy one. Too poor. PS: John & I both love the song! WHo is it/?
hayden tompkins says:
It’s “Where’d You Go” by Fort Minor.
March 4, 2009 at 9:42 am
Illiya
I really enjoyed this post.
I too I’m one of the few anti-I Phone people. I too will not relent with my stance unless Steve jobs takes the money from wallet personally.
It’s all too easy to buy one, and like those creative types who walk into a business meeting plonk their i-phone on the table, which speaks the un-speakable words “I’m cooler than you, as I’m creative and unique hence the i-phone”
hayden tompkins says:
On the table?? [sigh]