J.K. Rowling gave a commencement speech at Harvard University this past Thursday, a speech which – like many commencement speeches – attempts to arm graduates with the only thing they cannot learn in a classroom.

For not even at Harvard is there is a degree in Life Experience. 

She addressed following your own path, taking responsibility for your choices, and learning from failure.  You know…what life is really about. 

She shared her personal story,

I was convinced that the only thing I wanted to do, ever, was to write novels. However, my parents, both of whom came from impoverished backgrounds and neither of whom had been to college, took the view that my overactive imagination was an amusing personal quirk that could never pay a mortgage, or secure a pension.

and what she had learned,

So why do I talk about the benefits of failure? Simply because failure meant a stripping away of the inessential. I stopped pretending to myself that I was anything other than what I was, and began to direct all my energy into finishing the only work that mattered to me. Had I really succeeded at anything else, I might never have found the determination to succeed in the one arena I believed I truly belonged.

In a scant 20 minutes, she gave them the ultimate primer on how to really live  your life.  She gave them TRUTH with a capital T, and were the most educated students in America thankful?  You bet your shorts they weren’t.

“I think we could have done better,” shrugged computer science major Kevin Bombino. He says Rowling lacks the gravitas a Harvard commencement speaker should have.

“You know, we’re Harvard. We’re like the most prominent national institution. And I think we should be entitled to … we should be able to get anyone. And in my opinion, we’re settling here. “

Done better than someone who accomplished their dream and impacted the lives of over a billion? 

“It’s definitely the ‘A’ list, and I wouldn’t ever associate J.K. Rowling with the people on that list,” says senior Andy Vaz. “From the moment we walk through the gates of Harvard Yard, they constantly emphasize that we are the leaders of tomorrow. They should have picked a leader to speak at commencement. Not a children’s writer. What does that say to the class of 2008? Are we the joke class?”

I guess no one in English 101 let Andy in on the fact that most ‘classics’ were originally children’s literature.  Ah, the self-importance of youth.  How well I miss thee.  Fortunately, Harvard grads do, like a fine wine, get better with age.

“They’ll grow up,” says 1983 graduate David Epstein. “They’ll have a broader worldview and they’ll understand that there are many, many ways to contribute. You know what they say — the freshman bring so much, and the seniors take away so little.”

It’s seems commencement speeches are wasted on the ‘commencees’.