My husband and I have been moving crap and painting for the past week. His libido is, if anything, higher than usual. I suspect that his not having sex ‘on tap’ has given his appetite a chance to ripen. Mine, however, is almost non-existent which is something that is completely uncharacteristic for me.

As I was apologetically trying to explain why I wasn’t interested, it came to me. Having sex in these circumstances is like watching a horror movie.
When I watch a horror movie, I am that person who’s yelling at the screen “Shut the door. Shut the door! What is wrong with you, shut the dooor!!“ Then the girl gets killed because she was too busy chatting on the phone to shut and lock her door.
Usually my stuff is under control and I feel, truly, uninhibited by anything in my life. It’s basically handled and I don’t to spare any moments thinking about it. It is a system sustainable with very little effort on my part. Oh, but throw a wrench in that routine and my concentration is somewhere else completely.
In this instance, I know I will be having plenty of sex over the next several decades. But moving? I only have until tomorrow to move out of this apartment and into the love bungalow. And as time grows short, and I edge ever closer to being stressed out, the last thing I want to do is to take time to do something – er, someone – where I have to divert my concentration. Sex is not a stress reliever for me.
The moral of this tragedy? When my stuff isn’t handled, my ’stuff’ isn’t available.





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May 31, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Robert
And when he, the poor fellow, will go watch porn to meet certain needs of his, you will of course be angry with him, pondering some severe ways of punishment.
Oh boy, what a difficult life we men are living…
persistentillusion says:
Well, today is our last day of moving so the ‘dry spell’ shouldn’t last past this weekend. But let me tell you, I feel the least sexiest I have ever felt when I am sweaty, covered in dust, and haven’t showered in 12 hours. Sex is not on the menu, yuck.
Lucky for me, I don’t have a problem with Chris and porn. He isn’t interested in porn or strippers. (I think on some level he feels it’s fake.) He much prefers seeing beautiful women when he is out and about.
May 31, 2008 at 3:38 pm
persistentillusion
Oh, and did I mention I am tired? I am SO tired right now.
May 31, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Robert
but but but, how about the last one in the old apartment, you know, to symbolically end that episode of your lives with a grand finale, in a beautiful way… And the sweat, dust, no shower thing – what is so bad about being natural and awakening the primal forces?
I am fighting here for my brother Chris, we need to help each other…
persistentillusion says:
LMAO!
June 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Connie
Oh Crap, I am old, a week is a dry spell??? And you were moving STUFF to a new home…physical and emotional exhaustion! I trust you will be “christening” the new home very soon.
persistentillusion says:
Ahem. Already done.
June 2, 2008 at 4:48 pm
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February 10, 2009 at 2:08 am
NASSER
In islam the man can married more than one women. I think it slove this propelem.;)
hayden tompkins says:
LOL, Nasser, I think I can just about guarantee that that solution won’t become popular in the U.S.